I was sitting in front of a store in Prados Agua Azul. They had given me two chocolate cakes for me to try and review, they were the same brand, but looked completely different. I sat down on a ledge at the side of the store, with Nina to my side, and tasted the one that looked more appetizing, but it tasted like cardboard.

A young man looked at us and became excited, I think because he thought I was a foreigner. He appeared to want to approach me, but then turned around and begun speaking fake English as he walked away. I was irritated that he thought I was a foreigner, and that he would make fun of me, and I briefly considered confronting him, but then reasoned that he may be mentally handicapped. I continued eating my cake.

As the man went further away he became louder and louder in his fake English blabbering, so I silently approached him from the back, and threw the chocolate cake at him. I missed and it hit the wall of another convenience store, and the young man saw what had happened and scurried away. I was satisfied that he would be afraid of me, but I felt guilty because I had stained the wall of an innocent party.

Nina came and sniffed the chocolate as I was walking back to my ledge, and when I arrived there she came back trotting in her peculiar way. I saw her teeth and they were full of chocolate, and I became worried because it’s toxic to dogs.